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1. Climb a hill with a view.
2. Walk along Princes Street /Oxford Street /the Champs Elysees.
3. Send an email.
4. Kiss the bride.
5. Bank a 5-figure cheque.
6. Have your picture taken.
7. Go to the supermarket.
8. Take a scheduled passenger flight.
9. Eat a (proper) curry.
10. Wade across a river or stream.
NB For numbers 1, 9, and 10 it is recommended that one does NOT wear an expensive Mackintosh in case of accidents.
1. At least once a month. Would succumb to the pressure otherwise.
2. Dead easy. I used to live in Edinburgh. WARNING: Thus attired, you are assumed by the locals to be a tourist. and despite its amenity I found Edinburgh was not the friendliest of places.
3. ... like this one?
4. One of only two outstanding - although I had just changed into shoes a mere 20 minutes before my own wedding.
5. My finest hour. The teller had been looking sniffily at me in the queue. When she saw me and the manager greet and one another by name she looked puzzled. Then when she saw the cheque (the first digit was NOT a 1) she started to grovel. Hilarious.
6. A long time ago now I'm afraid, if you don't count accidentally snapping my own feet. By my brother, December 1970, beside a railway line. as it happens. Photo is now lost.
7. The wife actually instructed me to wear them after it snowed recently. Ooo-er missus.
8. Edinburgh - Leeds/Bradford 28/12/1985. Funny looks from the cabin crew, but nobody said anything. btw Wellingtons do not protect you from the painful cabin pressure in a Shorts 330.
9. Strangely, this is the other one still outstanding.
10. Saving the best till last.. 10 inches of fast-flowing water gripping round 14-inch boots - what a sensation! Is just it the Big Kid in me? Well there IS that too, but I have reason to think not!
Harry Lethal
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