Suit: Green Nylon outer and PVC inner by Dickies from Burgess Agricultural, Susserrus moderate to firm. Lather factor severe.

Wellingtons: Argyll Full-Knee by Hunter Rubber from Torne Valley Agri, Veewoop VG+ Lather factor moderate to high.

Hat: Blue Canvas by Poundstretcher, Perspiration absorption fair. Lather factor neutral. Recommended for safe visibility without extraneous comfort

Shades by Dollond and Aitchison (I've not always been this hard-up!). Steam and verdigris control poor. (should have gone to... well I have now!)

Camera: Minolta zImage D-400 borrowed from local business association.

Casting: Harry L

Model/Actor: Harry L

Camera Operator: Harry L

Director: Harry L

Producer: Harry L

Gaffer: Harry L

Best boy (ooooh matron): Harry L

Porter: Harry L

Location Catering: Harry L (found some wild blueberries - yum)

Post-production stills: Harry L